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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via tyleroakley)

jmich23:

I seriously can’t take all the ignorance floating around lately, . . 😒😠😡👿

itsmichaeldoan:

Miley just broke the laws of physics.

(via onlylolgifs)

unkemptly:

man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

it’s weird to think that this is what animates us - among these innervations lie a consciousness, dead without the rest of the body

(via senselessland)

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: it is because I am a failure

me: everything I touch dies

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

(via daft-hunk)